THESE ARE ATTACK EYEBROWS.

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Sep 2

The princess can be woken from her death sleep, but only by true loves kiss.” 

(Source: crystal-rreed)

Sep 2

ohgodbenny:

londonphile:

On my phone and on my way to bed but I had to share these before sleeping ;)

Buy: https://t.co/d0Lg5cM6UN

hmmmm.. Animal lover?

Sep 2

the-ever-so-odious:

Orca: “hello friends where’s the party”
Penguins: “FUCK SHIT NOT THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN RUN”

Sep 2

sherlucks:

I have a better question– is everyone I have ever met a psychopath?
Sep 2

(Source: oodmoriarty)

Sep 2

kingshezza:

NEVER HAVE I SAID “OH MY GOD” OUT LOUD WHEN SEEING A NEW PICTURE OF BENEDICT 

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I HAVE TODAY

Sep 2

safety-officer-barto:

badsciencejokes:

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

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Sep 2

phlurp:

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

Sep 2

star trek aos + tumblr text posts (pt. 3/?; pt. 1, pt. 2)

(Source: lucyliuism)

Sep 2

Looking for badasses? Here’s one. Mrs Holmes was a genius in her field, field that is usually considered to be very uncommon for women to be into. She freely gave up possibly a very promising career for her family while her husband never dared to question her choice because he is “a bit of a moron himself” but considers this free choice of raising her children instead of concentrating on her career something that makes her incredibly attractive. The man is in love with her brain as well as her heart. One of her sons is in charge of “the security of the free world”. She only raises and eyebrow when he talks back at her and makes both of her grown up sons turn into 5-year-olds when she catches them doing something forbidden.

(Source: halloawhatisthis)